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Y Saturday, March 26, 2005

hmm. just reached home. kinda tired but well.. got nothing to do so tot i would try blogging now. hopping the system doesn't hang.. anyway. yah, went out with her just now. had lunch with my aunt at swensen. yah.. people out there.. there's this special offer for 3 main courses with 3 complimentary drinks for just $33. definitely not including gst and whatever tax and service charges lah. yah.. so. go in and put on some weight.. like what i have just did! yah.. then there was this waitress by the name of pei juan and my sis just laugh like mad. and the waitress started smiling. oh mann.. yah.. then we headed on to taka. went looking around at bags and stuffs. then saw this sissy guy at the ladies bag section and he was choosing between pink and beigh handbag.. then he didn't know which was nicer and he called one of the sales lady. he went on "darling, which is nicer?" then i was like oh my gosh!!!! hair standing.. then my sister hurry up walk to the other side and giggle. then the lady say beigh. and this shim person said good choice! wa liao.. so disgusted by this sissy guy. then some sort of a babe walked in. then he was like "sui zabo.. sui zabo... sui zabo" haha.. pretty lady in hokkien. and the sales assistant were like all dot dot dot. expressionless. haha. a real encounter with a macho lady!!! hahaha.. kept laughing. my sis even scared to go near there.. yah.. so that's all for now..





Y Friday, March 25, 2005

heex . was blog hopping and i came across this blog with this maths kinda crap . thought it was kinda cute . thou stupid .



Introduction to Math
Math is something invented around the time when sin came into the world. It is EVIL. Math does not benefit you in any way at all. It is to be taken as a subject that destroys your mental development. See how maths teachers turned out to be. Math will frustrate you, make you go crazy and if prolonged will result in a tragic death. Please consider carefully whether you want to pay attention during math.




Chapter 2Scales and Maps
Firstly, scales do not go with maps. Unless you want to weigh your map which is totally insane. In the event that you do weigh your map, i suggest that you weigh your brain too. Maps are not important. Founders of countries did not use maps to find their way, like Stamford Raffles.If he could use a map to find Singapore, it would have been marked as this : we'regonnadrinksewagewaterinthefuture-gapore. Stamford Raffles did not use a map.




Chapter 7 [Algebraic Manipulation and Formulae]
Algebraic-->manipulation-->Algae-break [fish tank cleaner]Formulae: get cloth, get water, use hand




Chapter 11 [Motion Geometry]
Motion geometry is the projection of moving shapes namely squares, rectangles, triangles, circles etc. During the Japanese occupation, this was a common torture method. The victims were seated in the middle of the room and the shapes were projected spinning around at very fast speeds. The victims then got so dizzy that after watching the shapes for a few minutes they confessed what they knew.




Chapter 14 [Statistics-Measures of Central Tendency]
This method was and is still being used widely today to measure how tender steak is. The cook presses his finger down in the centre of the steak. He can then tell how cooked the steak is by measuring how many inches the steak sank in. He then passes the statistics to the waiter who will check if the customer will be satisfied. That is why steak takes so long to prepare and almost always is not up to your expectations. And that is also why cooks have burnt fingers.




Chapter 15 [Trigonometrical Ratios]
That is the name given to the 1st dinosaur that walked Earth. Its full name is the "Trigonometrical Ratiosaurus". A most intelligent creature who handed out rations before the dinosaurs became extinct.




Answers [Finale]
If you have been through the entire book, you will now have come to the last part of the book. The answers. Now is a good time to zaam your own face because you could have copied all the answers. The answers however are not very reliable as they have no connection to the chapters whatsoever. Conclution: This maths book, choosen by the MOE mind you, does not teach you maths at all. It would have killed you if there hadn't been some life in it.




i think it's more of a crap now that i read it again.. this "author" is obviously trying to occupy herself with this sort of crap instead of paying attention to her maths teacher.





Y Thursday, March 24, 2005

okie.. back blogging again. hmm.. got my posting results. diploma in business infomatics.. nyp.. time for me to say bye bye to business management.. am sure that God has his plans for me.. yah.. alot of pple i noe will be in nyp.. so.. does it call for a celebration? nah.. haha.. but ANNIE TAN.. u're still stuck by my side.. haha.. but u are in the school of business while i'm in the school of duno what.. but nontheless, we'll still in nyp.. so u better not forget me.. if not i will haunt u.. ok, just kidding.. we got a contract to keep u remember.. dun forget..



hmm.. anyway. have been looking thru some articles lately.. found one that was kinda nice.. well.. this gotta let us learn that we should not bear grudges anymore.. continue to love everyone around u.. well.. shuai.. this goes out to u too.. hope that no matter how that fren of urs plant "bombs" in u, u would just stay calm and noe that whatever she does will be accuntable to God.. and u're just have to say "so what??!!" remember that.. dun even bother bout the things that ur fren does.. it doesn't serve u any good to have anger kept within.. just keep smiling.. cheer up.. and be a channel for God kae.. yah.. here it goes..



A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons. One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day. On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture. Sally's girlfriend drew a picture of a girl who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased with the overall effect she had achieved. The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the students threw their darts with such force that their targets were ripping apart. Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when Dr. Smith, because of time limits, asked the students to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to throw any darts at her target, Dr. Smith began removing the target from the wall. Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush fell over the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced. Dr. Smith said only these words...


"In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me." (Matthew 25:40)


No other words were necessary; the tear filled eyes of the students focused only on the picture of Christ.





a simple story that had made me think twice.





Y Wednesday, March 02, 2005

yup.. results are out on monday.. have been kinda busy lately.. with the stupid Singpass.. and i have to like get it from selected community centres or CDC.. and their stupid server is always down.. so no matter which CC u go, u still cant get it done.. very irritating.. and then u have to like get this Singpass to be able to apply for your courses online.. if not, u have to go down to the school to apply it urself instead of doing it online.. so.. i'm damn pissed.. and the CC lady kept crapping arnd.. make me even more pissed.. haiz.. so.. finally got it.. and i can apply soon.. hopefully that i can get into the course that i want and i like..
and yah.. shockingly... i did badly for english.. kinda pulled my aggregate down.. poa was not much of a help to pull up my L1R4.. thou i noe i've improved from sec 3.. but it wasn't a major improvement.. and i did better in for poa in prelims that the actual o levels.. yah.. but.. i'm happy with my amaths results.. thou it's just a B.. but let u pple noe.. back in sec 3 days.. 2003.. yah.. i passed my amaths test only twice if i'm not wrong.. haha.. pathetic? yah mann.. worst still.. i was a constant F9 failure for amaths.. every test.. w/o fail.. the best i could go, was E8.. not sure wad was wrong.. did study for tests.. did hand in my homework.. did my assessment.. and so on.. but still failed.. and i finally passed my end-of-year examination in sec 3... so i carried on.. teachers asked me to dropped amaths and concentrate on others.. but i just like doing amaths.. just duno why i would always fail.. yah.. then slowly i passed. borderline... yah.. then prelims.. still borderline.. C6.. and now, i've got a B4.. thou it's not very good.. but this B4 i saw on my result slip really made me happy despite the stupid english result.. yah.. and science i also got a B3.. to me it's good lah.. cos chemistry have been pulling my marks down alot.. and prelims i just passed my science.. it was 50/100... and i was like "?????".. haha.. C6.. and now is B3.. haha.. so ms lai was happy for me.. cos she was worried that i wont do well for chem and pull my science down.. yah.. and she still said "well done" when i was sbout to leave the hall.. yeah mann.. cos was really scared lah.. the practical test.. pple got like oxygen and i was like not carbon dioxide meh.. haha.. cant really remember the exact quest.. and the paper 2 itself.. the structured quest.. i think was like supposed to draw ionic bonding.. and i ended up drawing covalent.. wow.. it's worth quite a few marks u noe.. sad.. anyway.. it's over...
hopefully as i enter the next step of my life into poly.. hopefully that i will really study hard.. and really get the course i want.. and get a good career and stuffs..
k.. will be going up to KL on friday morning.. so pple.. pls dun msg me.. u'll be wasting ur money.. will be back only on monday..